The girl who owns that coffee shop   Doesn’t really like us that much   We go there every Thursday and Friday   Andrew buys coffee   I buy coffee      But I don’t drink my coffee   For I do not like coffee   I just stare at my coffee   Because I like the smell of coffee      The girl who owns that coffee shop   Doesn’t really like coffee that much   So you see we’re very similar indeed   We’re very similar at heart      We’re very similar   We’re very similar   I don’t like coffee   You don’t like coffee      We’re very similar   We’re very similar   I have a dead grandmother   And you have a dead grandmother      Our DNA is 99.9% the same   It’s true.   I think you’re pretty   You think you’re pretty      Oh, we’re very similar   We’re very similar   I wear pants   And you wear pants      Oh, we’re very similar   We’re very similar   I like TV   And you like TV      So if we’re so similar at heart   Why is it that you won’t stare at coffee with me?