Uncle Dolamite]   Come on over hunnie    and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss   [*kissing Sounds*]   well what you want baby?      [Baby]   Would you tell me a story?      [Uncle Dolamite]   You want me to tell you a story?      [Baby]   Hell yeah!      [Other Baby]   Me too!      [Uncle Dolamite]   Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story   about the bad ass Eazy-E   he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three   listen and listen well   he's a bad Muthafu-      [Mother]   Gimmie that god damn book!   here let me read you this one   Chrismas in Compton   it was a silent night, yes a holy night   until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?      [Carolers]   Deck the halls with balls of holy    fa la la la la la la la la   tis the season to be jolly....      [Eazy-E]   Merry Chrismas muthafucka!   [*Gun Shots*]   Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!   while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe   now dashin' through the snow   in a candy right top 6-4   over the hills I go   laughin' at this hoe   nuts on rich and rings   makin' me feel right   oh what fun it is to know   that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight   so ring them bells, ring them bells   shes takin' it all the way   oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way   hey ring them bells, ring them bells   shes takin' it all the way   oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick   oh yay!   tis the season to get busy   compton crime lick   and I'm smokin' on this stick.      [Santa]   Ho ho ho come sit on my face    I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas   ho ho.      [Menajahtwa]   I want a slay ride   a cd player    a fifty rum   and then i slide down tha chimney in a pool of cum   a VCR playin some o them porno flicks   give dat to rudolph the red nose reindeer   ??? like a everlastin' gobstoper   ??? poppa   I dig a ho   crack a dough   by the nuts oh   ???? fuckin' in tha snow   I made him drop to his knees   yeah you know whats up   I said heres some candy canes eat'em up   ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.      [Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]   All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth   my two front teeth, my two front teeth   All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth   yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.      [Buck wheat/ Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]   Buck wheat is a waskal   thats no Chrismas   and all the toys, boys and girls   fuck ya wishes   I got happy over joy in this muthafucka   no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka   ??? when I was young I was the only kid    who had enough guts to be    good ole hearin' on the East    I'd stay awake just to let america know   that Santa was a fake   I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive   but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five   years oh just stay young, bold datin'   singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'   now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath   I got my two front teeth   uncle Eazy be the sheezy   just spread me a leaf   little kids don't cry    when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie.      [Eazy-E]   On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me   three pounds of indo   two birds of cocaine   and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.      []   Eazy-E oh Eazy-E   show us how you treat those bitches   I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.      [Eazy-E]   close the door little bitch   I'm gettin' these draws.      []   I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.      [Eazy-E]   I don't give a fuck    I'm gettin' chrismas caught   ho ho ho and away I go.      []   Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a pole   well wheres this bitch    this muthafuckas cheatin      [Eazy-E]   Shut the fuck up bitches   and go back to sleep.      [Will.I.Am. From Black Eyed Peas]   Yo black what you want for Christmas?      [Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]   yo black I want a job   ??? corn on the cob   but a nigga will eat them chicken, and   chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food   whos climbin' in my window   smokin' up indo   my carin' and high make a high know   yo get out my fuckin yard wit yo carols   so bop it up up up up up up up on a beema   no stoppin at band klan we makin dis shit go down at    christmas tima   the simple sounds of christmas make me jump jump jump   dum diddly dum dum didly dum dum didly didly dum dum         [Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]   Yo black what you want for Christmas?      [Apl.De.Ap. From Black Eyed Peas]   yo black I want some cash   so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.   so here comes da Atban Klan bringin all da sound   []   pa rump pa pump pump    pa rump pa pump pump       [Every One]   Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas   Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas   Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas   and have a fucked up new year (x4)      [Eazy-E]   You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!      [Mother]   And they all went to prison    and lived fucked up lives ever after   The End