It's just searching for the new hype   But reading it is like smokin' Marlboro Light   They try to set their trends with boring student-bands   Spex is a fat bitch!      They tell you who's cool and they tell you who's the fool   It's forcing you upon the right opinion and ev'ry airhead believes...   ...in trendy fashion scene plans   Spex is a fat bitch!      The concept is too simple, too sceny boring simple,   The writers eating cat's-food,   Supporting industries, who try to kill our politics and say we are fanatics   Spex is a fat bitch!      It's just searching for the new hype   But reading it is like fuckin' Michael Stipe   They try to set their trends with boring student-bands   Spex is a fat bitch!