Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore....   I was walking up Broadway you know   and there's this incredible looking Swedish girl having a   Cappuccino across the street from Lincoln Center, I started   talking to her you know - She said her name was Lola,   Her English wasn't too good you know - but we wound up spending   about 5 hours together just hanging out you know.   So We go back to my place - we get high - we get really into each other man.   It was love about to happen...I'm serious.   And then all of a sudden she gets up and she says, she says "Hey, I really gotta leave"   Damn   A E I O U Sometimes Y   There are 178 parent languages on our planet with over 1000 dialects...   It's amazing we communicate at all.   Languages and dialects - with this one thing in common:   A E I O U Sometimes Y   Ahhh!   A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U   Sometimes Y!!   But you know I was really flipped out you know and she asked me   if I'm angry or something I said of course I'm angry man this   isn't high school or anything you know so I'm feeling really   cavalier and I say ah...call me if you want to...   huh, yeah...call me if you want to   So she rang me up and she says, "Hey! Do you wanna go out?"   Huh, Do I wanna go out   A E I O U Sometimes Y   A E I O U Sometimes Y   Operator! Operator! What's happening operator?!   Mommy? Mommy Mommy!! Where are you   Mommy? I can't see you   I can't see you Mommy!   All artists, potentially, are the victims of their desire to be unique   Just observe it   Don't fight it   Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it.   Yeah she took me home man she threw me all   around the room man   I mean this chick was really hot she was nice   to me you know   She let me keep on my cowboy boots and everything...she was   Allright... oh! oh! yeah! oh! oh! oh! oh! ohhhhhh!!!   I dare you to play this record   A E I O U Sometimes Y   A E I O U Sometimes Y   Anyway so she took me home and she   splattered my brains   Yeah there I am there I am what happened what happened   Where was I oh here I am   I told her I wouldn't sleep with her friends - she   Doesn't sleep with my friends Anything else you do   You know...Don't you tell me   Lola