This is the best of all possible worlds,   We kill, are killed and cry in.   Behold the heartless devil globe,   We laugh, we love and smile in.      Opposing sides are both right   And wrong at different times.      A man complains about the price of a Jag,   While another is frozen to sleep.   They share a schizophrenic globe,   They walk along the same street.      The cons and pros are relative   To what we take and what we give.      We're learning ourselves.   We're learning ourselves.   Through an unfair mess of days,   We're learning our way.      The cons and pros are relative   To what we take and what we give.   Opposing sides are both right   And wrong at different times.      We're learning ourselves.