Flatulation punctuates the still night air   And I thank god you're here      I queefed - Enjoy   Make the most of my butt-toast   Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy      The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery   Come and share a treat with me   I can't recall the last time I washed my feet   We're in for a treat      Here's my shoes - Enjoy   And here's my socks - Enjoy   Make the most of my toe toast   Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy      Flatulation punctuates the still night air   And I thank God you're here      I queefed - Enjoy   Smell my feces - Enjoy   Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas   Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy