Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone   Coming out your stereo or blowin up your head phones   This track, is guaranteed to make you move   We Krush Groove, and show improve   From the front of this place to the back of the room   From the window to the wall party till high noon   Silver Spoons Call me Ricky Schroeder   Because your girl rides my train when she comes over   Yeah, she loves her some DJ Tanner   Specially up inside her pink panther   I did her like, I did her like that   I did her with my waffle ball bat   SOOO Im Fahrenheit 451 degrees   I circle MCs   Because my style flips easier than SUVs   But please, excuse me (because)      DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone BITCHES      Tell me to warm up a crowd, shit Ill giveem heat rash   And makeem sweat fast like Mama Cass    Running laps in football pads   You dont have to do the math   I aint a gangster not even half   But I talk so much shit when I rap   You can listen to one track    And you will need a bath   MCs I break fast   Because my rhymes are dirtier than Amy Winehouses Vag   So there probably covered with blisters and scabs   More scars than something from Frankensteins lab   But Lee Malvo would hit it from the back of his car   Even if it was from a 100 + yards (Sorry)   Flashbacks to DC Sniper season   People are scared to pump gas, but for a different reason   You need a politician that you can believe in   But instead you can only find a rapping heathen      DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone BITCHES         Im like a kind in a wheelchair I never trip   I never slip, like a Sado Masochist   Im just looking for a girl to hit, SO,   Come on ma, let me hit it from the back,   But dont get scurd, I only talk like Im black   Another white kid from Jersey, trying to make a rap   Trying to make a track that will make people react   Like the first time they did a google search for scat   And this song is for every kid in the suburbs   50 cent fans that wannabe hustlers   their only weapon is a DVD with Danny Glover   That ride around in cars that used to be their mothers   Windows down, in the winter and the summer   Holding down jobs working at blockbuster   Damn, thats the life were living   Stone cold pimpin since my circumcision      DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   DJ Tanner aint nothing to fuck with   Im D-E-F like number 3 on the phone BITCHES