Meet me in the Towny Bar   for happy hour he said      See him playing electric guitar,   drunk and alone on his bed      He's smoking reefer everyday now   His tastes are ultimately high brow      College Town Boy   get off your ass and do something      College Town Boy,    how does it feel to be nothing?         'No I'm only hanging round here   until grad school he swore'      Oh he's lived all over this town,   he's worked in every store      There must be something in the   water here,   There must be something in the   Beer...      College Town Boy,   get off your ass and do something      College Town Boy,    how does it feel to be nothing?      Since graduation day he feels   like a fraud      He still regrets he never studied abroad   He's never been to Paris,   never to Prague   Oh my god...      College Town Boy,   get off your ass and do something      College Town Boy,    how does it feel to be nothing?   How does it feel to be nothing?   How does it feel to be nothing?      I wouldn't know