Back home they're all circled 'round a Butterball turkey   While I bow my head over stale beef jerky   I munched on sweets, slaw, Boston baked beans   Found out milk duds will stick to your jeans      I'm all alone but I don't hold a grudge   Cuz I'm first in line for maplenut fudge   Pancakes, beer, poured on the griddle   Charlie Daniels in my head heatin' up the fiddle      Truckstop Thanksgiving   Only comes but once'd a year   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Better stock up on your beer   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Wipe the gravy off your face   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Pump seven please say grace      Traffic is heavy and my heart is too   Them rubbers in the glovebox will soon be used   I'm payin' for a lover and I know it's wrong   A one-legged whore who can't wear a thong      Her name is Tina and she's pregnant again   But with just one leg, she still looks thin   Next morning she claimed to find religion too   I said "I'm glad you found Jesus, but I've lost your shoe"      Truckstop Thanksgiving   Only comes but once'd a year   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Better stock up on your beer   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Wipe the gravy off your face   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Pump seven please say grace      Met a nice young gal   Was a daughter of the cook   Got engaged, but we're still allowed to look   Said "Put on some music if you'd like to dance"   She said "I was invited to the party in the pants"      We danced all night till her daddy walked in   Just rolled his eyes and said "There she goes again"   She took me out back and spread out a quilt   And said I just love a man who drives a Peterbilt      Truckstop Thanksgiving   Only comes but once'd a year   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Try the dark meat if you're queer   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Wipe the gravy off your face   Bring it home boys   Truckstop Thanksgiving   Pump seven please say grace      Goodnight