Well, they said, “it was the cheapest fare at this time of year”   And they said, “It’s nice and safe, you got nothing to fear”   So I will take this old plane to get to you   Yes, I will take this old plane to get to you      Twenty minutes late the plane crashes down   And I’m one of three left amongst a priest and a clown   And then all I can hear is the hiss of the track   I said, “why the hell not” and I jump on the back   And I will take this old train to get to you   Yes, I will take this old train to get to you      She said, “get off my train you dirty hobo”   And I tried to explain but it was a no go   It was a no go for this hobo      He said for fifty bucks I could take it   He was sure that this lemon could make it   So I will take this old car to get to you   Yes, I will take this old car to get to you      (He said you could take it)      Couple miles out of this old part of town   My engine explodes with a horrible sound   But I will take these old shoes to get to you   Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you   Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you   Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you