Would you like to take a drive   Take me for a ride   Tool around the broken side of town   Turn left at the light   There it is on the right   The flypaper firetrap where I was born   Ramshackle photograph is about all I have   Reminding me of what I was before   Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States   I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A.   That road to Vegas is   Littered with all my sins   Would you like a bite of my candy bar   If you don't have to be anywhere soon   We could head down towards Cancun   Straight ahead it isn't very far   Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States   I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A.   Treetops calling   It's that time of year   Treetops calling    The only talk I hear   Now I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the United States   I'm the Lonestar Hitchhiker of the U. S. of A.