all these faces   all want something from me   they all have cars    they can drive me crazy   still convinced   it's the 1980's   all my friends    they're all in the TV Guide      it's winter, we put on the weight   the choir can't concentrate   it's so sad when they sing like snakes   hiss through holes in their trachea      our moms fill their prescriptions   our dads drink for a living   doesn't that make us like siblings   i left it on the table   for everyone to see   virginia may be for lovers   but your bedroom's the only place for me      i know why everyone is pouting    grins aren't in so you'd best be frowning   whispering when you feel like shouting    if you have a question, keep it down inside   but i told you no      our moms fill their prescriptions   our dads drink for a living   doesn't that make us like siblings   left it on the table   for everyone to see   virginia may be for lovers   but i'm in your room now   and i'm never gonna come back out   i'm never gonna come back out      our moms fill their prescriptions   our dads drink for a living   cursed with their afflictions   doesn't that make us like siblings   i left it on the table   for everyone to see   virginia may be for lovers   but your bedroom's the only place for me