Wake up Monday nothing new   Weekend has caught up with you   Lie in bed hold your head   Pray to god you ain't dead   Alarm clock rings out like a bell   Start this day a living hell   Take a breath and what's that smell?   Well it smells like shit... but you can't tell       Just like you - always there   Just like you - never care   Just like you - head's in a sling   Just like you - the Funnel King       Puke it out think its gone   But you're in for a marathon   Lips are blue eyes are gone   Grab the rim and just hold on   This is like a weekly thing   'Cause you are the Funnel King   OK now but you ain't done...   Just wait until next Monday comes   Knock knock knockin' at your door   Never ever gonna drink that filthy beer   no more