1234!   puke on the pavement, beer in my hand, passed out on the dirty ground   got no money, lost my pants, think i just got bit by rats   i can't remember where i've been, what i've done or who i've seen   this damn nights been such a blur, i can't believe i barely got through      i wont be coming home tonight   because it really is too late   im all alone here in this gutter   and i cant even get some butter   i can't find a way to get home   the a-bus left 2 seconds ago   and all my doors are locked and its 2 am and i GOT NO KEY!      the party was such a dream, i cant remember it at all   a keg a donkey and 2 beers   the world started spinning and i couldnt hear   everything went blank far and near   got tossed on my ass and then it was clear   passed out in a gutter, got covered in the trash   and passed right out..      The gutters my only friend tonight! (my only friend tonight!)