coldwater coldwater canyon   he said he wanted to know her   he had this place in the canyon   he said he wanted to show her   coldwater coldwater canyon   he said in a dulcet tone   let's go to my place in the canyon   where we can be alone      well he had a bed that was covered   with tiger skin   it was a non-ecological scene   and she felt so scared   'cause its teeth were bared   and its smile   was righteously mean   he had a water mattress   and a vibrating pillow   designed for decreasing the tension   he had a stereo set   in the headboard yet   and it was featuring   the fifth dimension   high   in a nook on the opposite wall   disguised in a driftwood frame   compatible color tv   tuned to channel three   showing "hunchback of notre dame"   and a huge aquarium   with neon lights   she was quite taken back    by the sharks   and a myna bird   she distinctly hearts   making absolutely   rude remarks      coldwater coldwater canyon   he said he wanted to know her   he had this place in the canyon   he said he wanted to show her   coldwater coldwater canyon   he said in a dulcet tone   let's go   to my place in the canyon   where we   can be   alone      well   ain't it great he said   to be all alone?   oh it's a young girl graduate's wish   but then the room went blank   when she looked at the tank   and saw a fish   eat another fish   and the hunchback rang   those notre dame bells   and the bird yelled something risque   about balloon ascension   while the fifth dimension   rendered up up up up up   up up and away      he had   his headphones on   and he was gettin' it off   he had an amy popper in his nose   so he never did see her   leave the room   he never did hear the   screen door close   and she ran ran wild   like a paranoid child   and nothing was aware   of her flight   except the eye   of the sleeping sky   and the ear   of the infinite   still and silent night      coldwater coldwater canyon   poor baby she should have known   coldwater coldwater canyon   you got not grace   if you go no place   to be    alone