Intro One      I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man.   Shark Man? *chuckling*   Judging from his appearance, that's the most appropriate   name I could come up with for him.   I hate this kid.   This uhh... THING you're talking about.   It had the body of a shark, and the arms and face of a man?   That's the chap.   Holy jumping jackfish!      Intro Two      *moaning, growling*   Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.   I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.   Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.      Verse One       With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow   Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac   My skin turn orange and green in the limousine   People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline   Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve   Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card   Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard   Transvestites, and people watch space parasites   I left his head in the store, legs in the street   Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet   L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me   I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow   People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird   I was born this way, halfsharkalligator   Is he weird??      Chorus:       Half-shark-alligator-half-man   "Half man, half shark!"   Half-shark-alligator-half-man   "Half man, half shark!"      Verse Two      My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm   Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms   Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra   My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo   African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes   You can't see, with greedy glasses   Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases   My description dinosaur   I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades   Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik   Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly   My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts   Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles   and shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp   Half-shark-alligator-man      Chorus 2X      Verse Three   In my real world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving   With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission   Holding backward raps to all my power packs   Babboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack   We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin ice   Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice   I'm out flyin with purple capes in the twilight   Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night   My oxygen region's, New York to California   Half shark alligator half man!      Outro      It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through   the water plows while dragging two hundred and   fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth   are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through   skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,   but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.   The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the   end, give up the struggle.