Once upon a time   On the assembly line   Ran my brilliant designs   Made of plastic      Then the factory called me   Said “We are appalled we feel   Your new designs are too drastic.”      What? Babies with buzz saws?   The bankers in charge   They lacked vision and imagination.         Chorus:   Challenge me, will you? Well, I’ll show you all!   I’ll see to it this wretched company falls.   I’m not just some nobody here doing time   You fat bastards need me and my brilliant mind!         so…they fired me.         All through the night   As I wept, I packed my explosives      dollies with knives   And gasoline filled super-soakers       Deep in my mind   My revenge grew ever corrosive         Chorus:      I invaded the building with my army of toys   As a fire rang out with a deafening noise, I screamed   “I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams   I’m the greatest creator this world’s ever seen!”            Cackle as the fire crackles   As the toys attack ‘em till they all fall down.      Climbing to the top, I hear a helicopter   Talking to me as the cops surround      Every corner of the factory   Gasoline. It’s either them or me   Them or me!   To infinity!   To insanity!         All through the night   As I laughed, I set off my explosives       (screaming)      But alas I was detained   And they labeled me criminally insane.