I overheard a lady on the phone at work   Her son had just killed himself   And she said, "Man what the fuck   Do you expect? The kids these days are so depressed,"   And she thought she knew a lot 'bout growin' up;   Things change, things change   and I thought, What a nice topic for a restaurant   How's that food for thought?   Some people just crave sympathy    And they should have a license to breed   'Cause man there are so many,   Man there are so many