Oh my God it’s a monster   And it’s called Damian   He’s got a sister called Elise   And she looks like fried rice pudding   Custard   Custard   Custard      Sitting here with my white cup   I’m a banana with a laptop   I don’t know how to make the music stop   But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop   Du du du du salad   Di di di di muffin      Lee’s about to climax   On top of his VHS   He’s friends with a girl named Sophie   Who looks like a dead Chipolata   Custard   Custard   Custard      Sitting here with my white cup   I’m a banana with a laptop   I don’t know how to make the music stop   But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop   Du du du du salad   Di di di di muffin      Lee’s pulling out his cock   Something about Britain   And then he’ll put his kit on   If I sell his French Mitten      Lee knows he will Irish something his potato and a yellow bucket too   Damian looks like a baseball and Elise stinks like Shit….   ake mushrooms      Sitting here with my white cup   I’m a banana with a laptop   I don’t know how to make the music stop   But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop   Du du du du salad   Di di di di muffin   Muffin   Muffin   Muffin   Muffin   Muffin   Muffin   Waffle   Muffin