Everyone is trying   To get to the bar   The name of the bar   The bar is called heaven      The band in heaven   They play my favourite song   Play it one more time   Play it all night long      Oh heaven   Heaven is a place   A place where nothing   Nothing ever happens   Oh heaven   Heaven is a place   A place where nothing   Nothing ever happens      There is a party   Everyone is there   Everyone will leave   At exactly the same time      When this party's over   It will start again   It'll not be any different   It'll be exactly the same      Oh heaven   Heaven is a place   A place where nothing   Nothing ever happens   Oh heaven   Heaven is a place   A place where nothing   Nothing ever happens      When this kiss is over   It will start again   It won't be any different   It'll be exactly the same   It's hard to imagine   That nothing ever   Could be so exciting   Could be this much fun      Oh heaven   Heaven is a place   A place where nothing   Nothing ever happens   Oh heaven   Heaven is a place   A place where nothing   Nothing ever happens