Throw me a beer and i'll throw you a bone   it's alright if our life is a bad slogan   real betties and butterflies go bye bye for the summer   saying, dress up doll is how i feel tonight   36-16-26 could this be right   if i was a real girl maybe i could lie      it's like we're cold reading straight off american beauty   we'll never be pretty   but we'll never be plain, no we'll never be ordinary   saying this is how we fall apart      hold hands, let's dance   this is the strangest chemistry class i've ever had