That is just some underwear   And that is just a silver ring   And that is just a DVD   We don't understand anyway   That was just us both colluding   We thought we were tough vikings   Way to go and run an empire   Chasing after pretty things      Not my scissors, not my sock   All offenders to the stocks   Not my scissors, not my sock   Leave the room we need to rock      Oh, that was just some fantasy   You pulled us in and we all drowned   Not working as I'm still standing   Someone please restore this town   That is just your underwear   And that is just your wedding ring   And that is still a DVD   We don't understand anyway      Not my scissors, not my sock   All offenders to the stocks   Not my scissors, not my sock   Leave the room we need to rock   x2