Hey everyone on youtube   I got a message for you   you ask why I have no facial expressions   I just don't don't don't dont      You ask why I don't smile   you ask me will you smile   oh David please just smile   you know I won't, won't won't won't      I have a confession   I have a disease   if I smile the world will be dominated by fleas   and boogers will transform into little human beings   and crawl into your crevices and plant awesome little trees      if you can make out what I just sang   then I'll tell you what I'll smile for you in sunshine or in rain   but you know that's impossible, cuz I don't know what I was saying   too bad, too bad, too bad      David just smile for us don't be a retod   ok I'll smile in my next 10 seconds with david video blog   so just wait it out for another 2 years   oh wait did you say let's make it 10 years instead? ok      I have a confession   I have a disease   I can't smile it's who I am, that's all I'll ever be   I'm a grouchy old prune with stones in my chest   hey did you see my pet bird stinky living in my home made nest?      I won't smile   I won't smile   I won't smile unless...