Once there was a fellow   and his name was Buzz.   He was just a rookie cop   just a baby fuzz.      He patrolled the Sunset Strip   in the land of the free   and the home of the hip.      He protected you and me   from evil women like   poor Alice D      Alice was the girl   that all good hippies dread   and they called her sweet Alice D'head      Alice it was plain to see was   full of pot and STP   she'd attract a great big crowd   because her inner peace was much too loud.      Good Buzz did the thing   that all the good fuzz must   stuck his gun in Alice's back   and said 'This is a bust'      Shone the flashlight in her eyes   she began to hypnotize   Buzz said 'What a wild sensation'   guess this must be hallu hallucina cina cina cination hmmm      Love is so sensational   when you fall in love with eyes dilational la la   now they're taking pills and shots   And Buzz is not afraid of Watts      Buzz and Alice D have shown   the way of where the Fuzz might be some day      Buzz is still a cop of course   he's the pusher on the force   he's protecting you and me   from evil women like   poor Alice D