We're living in a dump   Trying to figure out what sex we are   Exchanging chromosomes   Trying to bargain for a better future   Well I'll trade you my potential mental illness   For your bad teeth   How 'bout trading your sexy body for a full head of hair   Well we can't predict the future   But we're trying to do the best that we can   My cards are on the table   I'm gambling everything that I am   And some of us are hoping   To end up with a perfect life   I'll trade you everything that I got   For the chance to be someone else   But what you see is what you get   And what you give is what you choose   And what I am   What you see   Is exactly what I chose to be      Now we got a black market   Black market in designer genes   Most beautiful, most intelligent criminals you've ever seen   Now you're paying top dollar   For what you used to get for free   They'll stun you with their looks   And charm you with effortless ease      They've taken everything from you   The way you walk   The way you smile   The sound of your voice   Don't even know who you are   Who are you now?   Who are you now?      I'm a self made man, I'm a self-made man   I'm a self-made man (I got nothing left to give)   I'm a self-made man (I got nothing left to lose)      On down the hallway   The freaks are waiting for you   Somebody calls me   The freaks are waiting for you   And the clown will laugh in your face   Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho   The clown will laugh in your face   Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho   The clown will laugh in your face