Keep ya rib - eyes an' ya rodeo   Keep those cowboys offa my radio   Dancin' in line -   What are ya sheep? (BAAA)   Do you need to be told how to move to the beat   Country and Western - gI'mmie my stetson banjo -   Washboard - Red neck overload - Yea I'm right behind   Their idea of a good time sure ain't mine!      Swap that there - ten gallon hat   For a New York Yankies baseball cap      Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones   Cos we ain't never been to Memphis   No - we ain't never been to Memphis   Don't sing to me 'bout no wanderin' star   Or standin' by ya man an' his slide guitar   That chicken weres supposed to keep ya there   But I'm lookin' around an' you's everywhere   I see you an' Garth sittin' up a tree   K.I.S.S.I.N.G.   Ain't gonna happen   Listen to me   I've an allergy to mullet-heads - see!      Swap that there - ten gallon hat   For a New York Yankies baseball cap      Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones   Cos we ain't never been to Memphis   Don't brainwash me from Tennessee   No - cos we ain't never been to Memphis   Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones   Cos we ain't never been to Memphis   No - we ain't never been to Memphis   Mid 8 step to the left   Jump to the right   Now jump off a cliff   That'd be a beautiful sight   Clap your hands   Rattle those spurs   Yeeha baby most sincerely   From me and her   Rawhide! Yea that's my backside   Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy   These cowboy boots are no substitute   Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneakers