Slow down, get real   Those innocent eyes can't conceal   You're lost, can't find your way   You don't belong   Behind the wheel.      Chorus:   Your designated driver, that's me   And we're drivin' down dream street   The pedal to the floor   And we're headed for heaven's door   With the keys to your heart I'm your   Designated driver.      The party's over, you've had enough   One little teardrop is one too much   One shot of pain, one splash of love   You better watch your step   This stuff is dangerous.      Chorus   Your designated driver, that's me   And we're drivin' down dream street   The pedal to the floor   And we're headed for heaven's door   With the keys to your heart I'm your   Designated driver.      You look nervous, losin' your balance   You're gonna have to walk the line   'Cause baby you're gonna be mine.      --- Instrumental ---      Chorus:   Your designated driver, that's me   And we're drivin' down dream street   The pedal to the floor   And we're headed for heaven's door   With the keys to your heart I'm your   Designated driver.      This ain't no limousine   But it can take you places   You've never seen.      Chorus:   Your designated driver, that's me   And we're drivin' down dream street   The pedal to the floor   And we're headed for heaven's door   With the keys to your heart I'm your   Designated driver...