You're so creative    With your reviews   Of what other people do   How satisfying that must be for you   Am I a christian?   Are you a jew?   Did you kill my Lord?   Must I forgive you?      I know it's hard to be original   In fact nothing scares me more   Because Jesus only lets me do   What has been done before   The path of least resistance   Ancient holy wars   The same old easy targets   Yeah, we've all been there before      So if it starts to get you down   Just pretend   That you don't make your living   From selling advertising   Tracking trends   Coraling demographics   And maximising traffic      Then if you get tired of making tapes for free   You can always start a band with me   Or anybody