Everyone's a music snob   And that makes them a music knob   This band sucks, that band is worse   I like bands who swear every verse (fuck)      Metal isn't good enough   All they do is scream   I prefer proto-futurized-indie punk   Mixed with a little Cream      Everyone's a music snob   And that makes them a music knob   This band sucks, that band is worse   I like bands who swear every verse (shit)      Rappers rap and that is that   It's not music it's just crap   But what if the rappers were to skat?   Oh well that stuff rules, I like that      Everyone's a music snob   And that makes them a music knob   This band sucks, that band is worse   I like bands who swear every verse (cock)      Play that funky music white boy   Just make sure it's good   Play that fucking music asshole   With instruments made of wood?      Everyone's a music snob   And that makes them a music knob   This band sucks, that band is worse   I like bands who swear every verse (motherfucker fucker shit bitch)