operator i'm looking for a girl   you've got to help me get through   i don't know much about her   so i'm relying on you   she got rhythm but no sense of timing   she likes living but she's got no   address   operator you've got to get me out of   this mess   let me tell you about her      she ain't got a face   she ain't got a name   she ain't got a leg to stand upon   she's out of touch   but not out of mind   and i've got to see again that gypsy   child   operator this is the call of the wild      she's a hitch hiker never gets a ride   but you can bet she's on time   she's always around but so hard to   find   she causes trouble she never takes   offence   dirty mind a heart of gold   operator don't you put me on hold