I don't want a cigarette stop asking Find a happiness a little longer    lasting 17 gallon keg on your birthday Passing out is the greatest way to celebrate Can't pretend you're my friend since the old you died every Friday seems to end with a cab ride You were gonna find a new life and everything All you've found so far is alcohol and nicotine         You asked before don't ask again You never did know to say when You'll waste your life if you don't change You like to live on the wild side Taking joy and taking pride Do you think it's worth the pain?         Sit alone and think about tomorrow Nothing's left but the need and the sorrow I won't forget how you chose it all over me Now your glass and your head are both empty You used to know what it's like to be alive You hypothetically threw rocks at a bee hive You lost it and you don't even seem to care Life was easier in Ninja Turtle underwear