I guess everything was trying to tell you something   A good thing to be so well-advised   Were you surprised   To find that scars were all you got for souvenirs?   Just be glad that you're alive   Should you survive   Then there'd be no one else you can blame      Heavens to Mergatroid   That's all I'm trying to say   Mergans to heaven troid   And that's okay with me      Guess all the answers tell you nothing   Just assume they're classified   Or somebody lied   And we're all stranded just outside that new frontier   Standing there without a ride   The other side   Somewhere you've already been      Heavens to Mergatroid   That's all I'm trying to say   Mergans to heaven troid   And that's okay with me      You made it so simple   Even I started to see   It turns out to be invisible   The way it resembles   How your prospects just headed south   Hope they all enjoyed the ride      Guess all your talking ain't saying nothing   Is that the version that you like?   It don't make it right   I'm sure you'll find you won't be short for volunteers   To give you all the bark without the bite   So out of sight   You'll find it perfectly clear      Heavens to Mergatroid   That's all I'm trying to say   Mergans to heaven troid   And that's okay   All your prospects just headed south   Hope they all enjoyed the ride   The ride