wow this is sweet   and its saturday night   j and c all alone   chilling no delight   we sitting by ourselves   with nothing better to do   so we figured   we would write a song for you      so fucking bored   where are all our bitches   im having fun now   because i got anus itches   yes man im glad   that our friends are away   and this night rules   i sarcastically say      we called some of yall   on your phone went ring ring   but it appears certain   that your not answering   we have left messages   on your tele cellies   where all the chicks   melly nelly and kelly      its raining outside   and joshs hoop still isnt it up   but nothings going on   man nothing is up   we got some homies   but they arent anywhere to be found   the next time i see one of you   your face will hit the ground      its akle all you jerkies   the acers are better than you   i will leave you all   and find a sweet new crew   i wont forget this evening   and i wont forget this day   we are leaving now   because here i wont stay      yeah you jerk fuckers   we are going some where   we found new frineds already   and they actually care   about our coolasses   and how neat we are   and they live close   unlike you, very far.      the weather outside   wasnt exactly sweet   so we hopped on our cruisers   rather than our feet   we went to this house   or should i say apartment   it was a clean place   she was keeping up on the rent      it was better than sitting   in my room by ourselves   someone tickled molly   and she bumped into the shelves   yep all you monkeys   this is in your face   because we actually had a good time   in a new adventuresome place      so we will list the names   of the people that might   not have been there   on this gay to cool night      the coyotes   jessica   anna m   and lisa   shannon   and annie   we also did   touch some fannie   emily   greta   our new friends   are betta   kerry   and the jew   lauren where the fuck   were you   liz   mads   our homies   dads   sena   dirk   sabrina   is a jerk   sophie   vanessy   siri   and suzi   abby   margaret   julia   ali   and nadia   kit   megan   the rest   will be beggin      for their names   in this song   but you werent our friend   all along      that wasnt a list   of our pals   just 1 guy   and some gals      (joshs mom being a meanie) (very rare)