Well ain't but two kind   Them that do and them that do      Yo   They got tigers, lions, and monkeys   But I give my most attention to my donkey   Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it   Even hold it when it's time to get funky   Always tired after two rounds of action   But you got to bust three like Paxon   So you go off and you join the Jerkit Circus   Work it like you knock a bag, that's satisfaction      So let's talk about this   And that   I'm a freaky deak player but I'm scared that it might be wack (wack)   It might hurt my sack (sack)   And if it ain't cool then I'm not gonna kiss that cat (cat)   Cuz I don't know where it's been at   Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat   But yo I hit it anyway (unngh)   Cuz a diesel butt female wanted to play   And three days later got an itch   And now I really wanna kill that (HO!)   Who did it   I shouldn't have been with it   I really shouldn't have hit it (did it)   But I slipped and I admit it ('mit it)   I did it (hit it)   But it didn't have to be done   Next time I'm gonna run run run to the      Jerkit Circus   Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom   Jerkit Circus   Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the   Jerkit Circus   Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the   Jerkit Circus baby   Hey yo it's time to milk the cow      Mary goes up and Mary goes down   Mary goes Mary goes round and round   She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat   POP went the ball sack      Mary goes up and Mary goes down   Mary goes Mary goes round and round   But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat   DEAD went the ball sack      How did you get strong when she looked at you   (And that's how she hooked at you)   Sitting in the back when you knew you wasn't strapped   And that's how the microwave cooked you   You ROCKED and SHOCKED it   Knocked up the booty real good when you knew you should have   STOPPED and BLOCKED it   With a hat   I stay strapped cuz I'm smarter than that   So let's work   Let's work this   And let's go to the circus   Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan   He's got a date with his left hand   At the      Jerkit Circus   Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom   Jerkit Circus   Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the   Jerkit Circus   Fly girl swingers let me use a finger at the   Jerkit Circus   No more sticking time that we choke that chicken      Mary goes up and Mary goes down   Mary goes Mary goes round and round   She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat   POP went the ball sack      Called your girl   Tried to get your rocks off   Made you wait   Your hard rock got soft (aakh!)   WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?   I don't know I wish I knew a better way   Cuz back in the day   You step to a lot a girls and they say back off a lot   You get mad wanting tail, jack off a lot   But hey it's not such a bad idea considering   Don't have to waste a lot a time trying to get her in   The mood   AND YOU NEED NO PROTECTION   Word to the dick what else it's got is no affection   The sex was great and you didn't have to ball her   And hear her nagging asking you if you was gonna call her   So now I'm going out like a strangler   Get a grip and choke your fadangler   To the girls that use sex to try to work us:   Took my destiny into my own hand   And joined the      Jerkit Circus   Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom   Jerkit Circus   Yeah gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the   Jerkit Circus   Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the   Jerkit Circus   No more sticking time that we choke that chicken