There's a heart in a girl on a ship on a sea    And I know that girl is thinking of me    There's a heart in a girl and I know that it beats like a drum    But every time that I think of the girl my heart gets heavy and I'm stuck in a whirlwind    I turn to my shadow and my heart starts to beat like a drum       Said oh you might upon a steeple set    Broken crumbling battlements      Puffin on a coffin nail    With a wry little smile that she keeps up her shell    And she hides that forest from the house that hide from the sun   Puffin on a coffin nail    With a friend of a friend and an arse like a whale    Well there's a girl with a friend who was stuck in a disco rut    Slut      Oh give me the strength just to give fate a try    Though my hands get sweaty and my mouth goes dry    Just to think every time that my plans go awry, you see    Just give fate a passage but she was just a bore    And the letters are crazy and a bit cocksure    And you can't find your mind and my heart on a coffin and agree       Come with outcry and panting breast    And break upon the slippery wreck      Puffin on a coffin nail    With a friend of a friend with an arse like a whale    But this girl is a friend of a friend you see    Stuck in a disco rut   Puffin on a coffin nail    Yes she gives you a chance and you give me the mail    And she works for the mail but she's out on bail    Well you scream      So I'm sad to say that my heart shattered this way    I knew she'd be no better    Yes I knew if I'd have met her    That I'd soon enough forget her    Now face your hero's just pretend    And I've had a word with him    (random talk)       Puffin on a coffin nail    Yes she's talking like Elvis cos she's just done a rail    But her lover's on bail with a dealer like a snail on speed   Puffin on a coffin nail    Yes I gave her a something just to tell me a tale    And she told me a tale but she told me a tale    About you      So this is the end of the road    And this is the path that you chose    Well it’s no skin off my nose    A lover with a brick has had the rose    End of the road