Last train to Mars   Left Tuesday night   All right   My lover's aboard   She's taken flight   She said I didn't respect her on Earth   I asked her what's a relationship worth   Across ten million miles   Personal dynamics can only get worse      Don't take it so hard   Losing love on Mars      Went to see my shrink on Thursday night   All right   He said that I should be glad to move on with my life   But how can I help not to be obsessed   With my sweetie pie parading in a Martian dress   I have my limits, too   Can't you see I'm helpless, sad and confused      Don't take it so hard   Losing love on Mars      I'm on the train to Mars and it's Tuesday night   All right   A window on my left, a Martian on my right   He asked me if I happened to have the time   I told him murder was on my mind   He said well that's not too nice   Listen up and I'll give you some friendly advice      Don't take it so hard   Losing love on Mars