Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you   It's all served up on a gold plated plate   And we don't even have to talk to you   Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred   And that's the way you're going to stay   Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel   But someone else's finger's on the control panel      What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother   Zero the Hero   Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother   Zero the Hero   When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother   Zero the Hero   Impossibility impissibolity mother   Really a Hero      You sit there watch it all burn down   It's easy and breezy for you   You play your life to a different sound   No edge no edge you got no knife have you   Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere   You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there   Where the heroes sit by the river   With a magic in their music as they eat raw liver      What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother   Zero the Hero   Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother   Zero the Hero   When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother   Zero the Hero   Impossibility impissibolity mother   Really a Hero      You stand there captain we all look, you really are mediocre   You are the champion in the Acme form book   But I think you're just a joker   Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity   But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city   With your balls and your head full of nothing   It's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing      What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother   Zero the Hero   Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother   Zero the Hero   When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother   Zero the Hero   Impossibility impissibolity mother   Really a Hero