He sneaks through the door of the surgery   He's got the drug cabinet key   He did something funny and he tied up his arm   It's just the flying doctor, no cause for alarm   He sprinkled out a powder and spread out a line   He sniffed it up his nostril and he's feeling so fine   Feeling so fine, it feels like he's flying   Feeling so fine, it feels like he's flying   His receptionist saw him, it certainly shocked her   She said "Look out, you'd better duck,   Here comes the Flying Doctor"      Out in the outback, there's been an outbreak   and the Flying Doctor's got nothing to take   He went to the cabinet and the cabinet was bare   His eyes dilated, you can see by his stare.   Called up his base on the radio,   He said; "My supplies are running low,   They're running low, you can see where they go   They're running low, I see where they go"   Out in the outback with my Percival Proctor   Look out you'd better duck,   Here comes the Flying Doctor      He's got the cabinet key,   The cabinet key, the cabinet key...      "This is the Flying Doctor calling Wallarolla base   Wallorola base come in please...   I want to talk to you about my drugs situation...   My drug situation is rather tight...   About as tight as a kangaroo's khyber, I'd say"      Cabinet key, cabinet key…      "Wake up ! - One, two, three, four"      A Sheila in the bush by a Koolahbar tree   Needed an urgent appendectomy   The Flying Doctor like a true Australian,   Performed the operation with a sardine can   He made a rough incision and tried to chew it out,   He had no anaesthetic, so she started to shout,   She started to shout, when he was chewing it out,   She started to shout, he tried to chew it right out,   He balled up his fist and scientifically socked her,   Look out you'd better duck,   Here comes the Flying Doctor      Cabinet key, cabinet key, cabinet key...