This metal detector   will make my lady friend an elegant dresser   to look at the both of us you would never guess we were never employed   outside a delicatesen   a gentleman made such a gesture   sir don't tip your nose up   we're entrepeneurs of devilish sorts   and if you know whats good you will leave   because an attack would do no good   any attack would be deemed viscious   we'll go off to a land where no one ages   and make careers out of peaceful hobbies   till then hold on   someday the starers and their stares will be gone   and our kiss goodbye to poverty will be such a passionate one   because an attack would do no good   any attack would be deemed viscious   we'll go off to a place where we can choose our ages   and make a career out of peaceful hobbies   when we get there wicker chairs will be set out just for us two   and in plain view the houses of our daughters and sons so we won't need one