Eat The Rich   Well I woke up this morning   On the wrong side of the bed   And how I got to thinkin'   About all the things you said   About ordinary people   And how they make you sick   And if callin' names kicks back on you   Then I hope this does the trick      'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'   About how many bills   And I'm sick of all your bitchin'    'Bout your poodles and your pills   And I just can't see no humour   About your way of life   And I think I can do more for you   With this here fork and knife      (Chorus)   Eat The Rich   There's only one thing that they are good for   Eat The Rich   Take one bite now - come back for more   Eat The Rich   I gotta get this off my chest   Eat The Rich   Take one bite now - spit out the rest      So I called up my head shrinker   And I told him what I'd done   He said you best go on a diet   Yeah, I hope you have some fun   And a don't go burst the bubble   On rich folks who get rude   'Cause you won't get in no trouble   When you eats that kinda food      Now they're smokin' up their junk bonds   And then they go get stiff   And they're dancin' in the yacht club   With Muff and uncle Biff   But there's one good thing that happens   When you toss your pearls to swine   Their attitudes may taste like shit   But go real good with wine      Chorus      Believie in all the good things   That money just can't buy   Then you won't get no bellyache   From eatin' humble pie   I believe in rags to riches   Your inheritance won't last   So take your Gray poupon my friend   And shove it up your ass      Chorus      Eat The Rich   There's only one thing that they are good for   Eat The Rich   Take one bite now - come back for more   Eat The Rich    Don't stop me now, I'm goin' crazy   Eat The Rich   That's my idea of a good time baby