One, two, ready go      I'm tired of boys who make me cry   They cheat on me and they tell me lies   I want a love who'll never stray   When he sees other girls, he looks away   And if he never kisses me, well that's alright   Cuz we can just cuddle all night      CHORUS: Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend   I don't really care that you are queer   Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend   I never feel lonely when you are near      It'll be a great romance   We'll go shopping and buy tight pants   You don't care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is      .:REPEAT CHORUS:.      One, two, ready go   You cry at movies, on our dates   Romantic comedies sure are great   But when you're sad I'll dry your tears   'Cos I'll always think that you are fierce      I like cigarettes, and that's no gag   But you'll always be my favorite fag   You'll always be my favorite fag   You'll always be my favorite fag...      .:REPEAT CHORUS:.