Lately you've been so mean, it's guaranteed   Your life's a sweet sixteen at thirty-three   You've had it up to here with both hemispheres   With no one left to revere, you my dear      A scientist on TV, said aliens will be   The big discovery of the Century   And you must be very pleased, this finally could mean   There's someone you can deem, worthy of your esteem      I've blamed myself for years, but it appears   There's nothing I could cheer to stop your tears      A scientist on TV, said aliens will be   The big discovery of the Century   And you must be very pleased, this finally could mean   There's someone you can deem, worthy of your esteem