I think the handcuffs are a bit much   I don't recall ever losing my touch   But just to hold you wouldn't be fair   Not only cavemen enjoy pulling hair   There's a tattoo parlor down the street   A tattooed face often does look so sweet   They call it weird on the avenue   With all that's been done now what could be new?   They say you're a ten   I guess that means   Ten dollars a night   Your piercings say you're on a crusade   But down that street baby there's no parade   They call it weird on the avenue   With all that's been done now what could be new?   They say you're a ten   I guess that means   Ten dollars a night   I see your neck has found a noose   I'm not a cop, haven't lived your abuse   The avenue has led me to here   I'm holdin' back all my tears for you Weird