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(Lead: Maniac Neil)

Kid out at night, splashing in puddles.
Jason walks towards a house.

Alice is having a nightmare,
Flashbacks of that fateful night
Awaken from slumber then talk to mother
In and out of the shower

Open the fridge, Mrs. Voorhees head
Jason comes from behind and “screws” her.

The counsellors come to town
Crazy Ralph warns them

He says “they’re all doomed”
But they don’t give a shit
They’ll all soon know what “camp blood” is!

It’s training time for these fucks
Paul is the boss

He tells them about the legend
And scares them half to death
If they only knew
How real the legend is

Crazy Ralph is outside
He’s watching Paul and Ginny
Jason from behind
Strangles him with barbwire

Sandra and Jeff
Are curious about the legend

They go to Crystal Lake
And the Sheriff catches them
He bitches Paul out
And heads back to town

Jason runs across the road
The Sheriff goes after him

All through the woods
To Jason’s shack
Clawhammer to the skull
He’s dead with a whack

The counsellors go to town
Some stay behind
Terri gets naked and goes into the lake

Scott takes Terri’s clothes
And runs into the woods
Booby trap set and he’s hung into the woods

Jason comes along
And cuts his fucking throat
Terri finds Scott
And Jason kills her too

Vicky and Mark
Are gonna have sex
Vicky goes to her cabin
To freshen up her shit

(Digestor chorus part)
“I’m back from the lake
To kill and mutilate
I use various tools
For disposing these fools

In my rusty shack
They beheaded my Mother
Now I must attack

One by one they die
They never know why
Machete across the throat
Barbwire I use to choke

Mom’s severed head
Shrine to the dead
Telling me to chop
I will never stop!”

Jeff and Sandra
Up stairs to have sex
Jason comes in and
Impales them to the bed

Perfume on her pussy
Mark looks for Vicky
Dull side of a machete
Into his fucking face

Wheeling down the stairs
Mark you fucking gimp!
You almost got some action
But now you’re fucking dead!

Upstairs Vicky
Finds the bodies
Jason takes a knife
And stabs her in the gut

(Digestor chorus part)

(Lead: Maniac Neil)

Paul and Ginny arrive
Back at the camp
They look for everybody
But they’re all dead

Out of the shadows
Jason’s on the attack
Ginny escapes and
Finds Jason’s shack

In a room Mrs. Voorhees’ head
Put on the sweater
And pretend you’re Mother

She tries to kill him
But he knows what’s up
Here comes Paul
They struggle and fight

Machete in his neck
Jason falls onto the floor
Comes off the burlap sack
They look in total horror

They think he’s dead and gone
They couldn’t be more wrong
Back to the cabin
To find Terri’s dog Muffin

Is everything OK?
Can we all go home?
No fucking way
Here comes Jason through the window!

Ending with a scream
Was it all a dream?
Calling out for Paul
Is he dead after all?
(Lead: Maniac Neil)      Kid out at night, splashing in puddles.   Jason walks towards a house.      Alice is having a nightmare,   Flashbacks of that fateful night   Awaken from slumber then talk to mother   In and out of the shower      Open the fridge, Mrs. Voorhees head   Jason comes from behind and “screws” her.      The counsellors come to town   Crazy Ralph warns them      He says “they’re all doomed”   But they don’t give a shit   They’ll all soon know what “camp blood” is!      It’s training time for these fucks   Paul is the boss      He tells them about the legend   And scares them half to death   If they only knew   How real the legend is      Crazy Ralph is outside   He’s watching Paul and Ginny   Jason from behind   Strangles him with barbwire      Sandra and Jeff   Are curious about the legend      They go to Crystal Lake   And the Sheriff catches them   He bitches Paul out   And heads back to town      Jason runs across the road   The Sheriff goes after him      All through the woods   To Jason’s shack   Clawhammer to the skull   He’s dead with a whack      The counsellors go to town   Some stay behind   Terri gets naked and goes into the lake      Scott takes Terri’s clothes   And runs into the woods   Booby trap set and he’s hung into the woods      Jason comes along   And cuts his fucking throat   Terri finds Scott   And Jason kills her too      Vicky and Mark   Are gonna have sex   Vicky goes to her cabin   To freshen up her shit      (Digestor chorus part)   “I’m back from the lake   To kill and mutilate   I use various tools   For disposing these fools      In my rusty shack   They beheaded my Mother   Now I must attack      One by one they die   They never know why   Machete across the throat   Barbwire I use to choke      Mom’s severed head   Shrine to the dead   Telling me to chop   I will never stop!”      Jeff and Sandra   Up stairs to have sex   Jason comes in and   Impales them to the bed      Perfume on her pussy   Mark looks for Vicky   Dull side of a machete   Into his fucking face      Wheeling down the stairs   Mark you fucking gimp!   You almost got some action   But now you’re fucking dead!      Upstairs Vicky   Finds the bodies   Jason takes a knife   And stabs her in the gut      (Digestor chorus part)      (Lead: Maniac Neil)      Paul and Ginny arrive   Back at the camp   They look for everybody   But they’re all dead      Out of the shadows   Jason’s on the attack   Ginny escapes and   Finds Jason’s shack      In a room Mrs. Voorhees’ head   Put on the sweater   And pretend you’re Mother      She tries to kill him   But he knows what’s up   Here comes Paul   They struggle and fight      Machete in his neck   Jason falls onto the floor   Comes off the burlap sack   They look in total horror      They think he’s dead and gone   They couldn’t be more wrong   Back to the cabin   To find Terri’s dog Muffin      Is everything OK?   Can we all go home?   No fucking way   Here comes Jason through the window!      Ending with a scream   Was it all a dream?   Calling out for Paul   Is he dead after all?