((from the epic play "Greek Sex", as sung by the character of Chris!))      *scene: Brittany has just shunned her b/f Chris for a phone call. Chris wanders out to the couch to wait for her, where Brittany's stepfather, Asa, unknowingly sits on him..*         I should have been   A little less jealous   I could have been   A little overzealous      Now I'm trapped in a fat man's ass   Brittany please save me, I don't think I'll last      Crushed   And I don't mean love....   Crushed   I need her help from up above.... (my angel)   Help me baby, I need you now   Asphyxiating 'cause Asa is a cow   Crushed!      But I'm crushed inside..      I didn't mean   To walk away from you   I should have seen   The fate I would be coming to      Still I'm stuck between the couch and him   Brittany, my darling, things are looking grim      Crushed   And I don't mean love....   Crushed   I need her help from up above.... (my angel)   Help me baby, I need you now   Asphyxiating 'cause Asa is a cow   Crushed!   But I'm crushed inside      Never again   Will I be like that (never again..)   Never again