Schools out Christmas break   Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight      First the Yankees then St. Louis   The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it      Derek Jeter's lost his mind   Trippin’ on a broom stick, better luck next time      Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas   All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this   The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss   Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed   Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas      Joe Torre, he's a weirdo   Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo      Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting   You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring      We all know you're chokin' on your lunch,   Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch      Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas   All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this   The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss   Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed   Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas      2004 the best Christmas yet   A World Series ring   I was sick of hearing 1918      Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas   All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this   The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss   Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed   Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas