i was running down the street   and stepped into a hole   it hurt like a mother beep   so i limped home   i put some ice on it   and it stuck to my skin      so all in all   this was the worst mother beep   day ever      then i fell down my stairs   to endure another bout of agony   it hurt like hell   but i was like   oh well   wasn't as bad as yesterday   so all in all wait   and then i broke my toe   and decided yeah   this is worst than yesterday      so all in all   this was the worst mother beep   day of my life