By the web of umbilical cords      The Circletowers led their shadow lives   Soon upstairs, soon downstairs      As the puppets from Syrup   Inspired by the men with garters   With their tinware suits      Now I guess you wonder;   What caused their disablement?      Wait and see; duplicity!      The grumblers shirked their performance   They were heading for the building      To fight the natives   Beneath the bolted trapdoors      Their inconsistent war of extermination;      The biggest game of chance   into the quagmire of eternity;   Witness the gartermens dance