I always had a roof above me, I always paid the rent   And I've never set foot inside a tent   I couldn't build a fire to save my life   I lied about being the outdoor type      Well, I've never slept out underneath the stars   The closest that I came to that was one time in my car   Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night   I lied about being the outdoor type      Too scared to let you know that you knew what you were looking for   I lied until I fit the bill, God bless the great indoors   I lied about being the outdoor type   Never owned a sleeping bag, let alone a mountain bike      No, I can't go away with you on a rock-climbing weekend   What if something's on TV that's never shown again?   It's just as well I'm not invited, as I'm afraid of heights   I lied about being the outdoor type      Never learned to swim, can't grow a beard, or even fight   I lied about being the outdoor type.