Well, my dandruff is loose   An' my breath is chartreuse   I know I ain't cute   An' my voice is ka-poot       But that's awright people   I'm just crazy enough to sing to you   Any old way       I figure the odds be fifty-fifty   I just might have some thing to say       Ain't gonna sing you no love song   How my heart is all sore   Will not beg your indulgence   'Cause you heard it before       But that's awright people   I'm just crazy enough to sing to you   Any old way       I figure the odds be fifty-fifty   I just might have some thing to say       I have taken your time   I have sung you my song   Ain't no great revelation   But it wasn't too long       But that's awright people   I'm just crazy enough to sing to you   Any old way       I figure the odds be fifty-fifty   I just might have some thing to say